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April 01, 2005
Friday 5: Silly Snacks
Today's question comes from Rob:
Name five snacks that your mind immediately turns to when the need or opportunity arises.
Hmmm, well, I'm a little hungry now, so let's see...
- "Dokranuts": If you're familiar with the Round Rock donuts based on sweet potatoes rather than flour, you should have an idea what this is about. A Pflugerville-based competitor has introduced okra-based donuts. Look for them in the 1500 block of Pecan St, near the Albertson's.
- Communion wafers: Sure, you think of them as dry and plastic-like, but have you ever noticed the priests wolfing down all the extras at the end of the service? Plus, thanks to transubstantiation, they're low-carb.1
- Jellyfish tentacles: Some folks blanch at jalapenos, but this is the real test of your spice tolerance, 'cause these babies are hot, hot, HOT!!
- Kitty Litter: Sometimes it's a little dry and crunchy, but every now and then you get a nice moist, chewy bit.
- Human Flesh: There's nothing quite so satisfying as snacking on a lovely lady's thigh meat, but in a pinch, your own forearm can be pretty tasty, not to mention convenient.
Those with more mundane culinary tastes should take note of today's date.
[1] Wow, I'm really pissing off Catholics for some reason today. No offense meant -- really!
Meme by Dan at April 1, 2005 05:59 PM
Comments
Ew.
Posted by: gordsellar at April 2, 2005 07:16 PM
Come on folks -- it was April Fools Day!
Posted by: Dan at April 2, 2005 08:35 PM