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July 21, 2005
Women and Coffee
I had a nice evening out with MAW tonight. The food was good and the service was excellent. With dessert, MAW ordered a decaf, and when our waitress brought it back she asked, "Would you like cream in that?"
MAW said no, and this was no surprise to me, since I know she takes her coffee with nothing added. But not satisfied with that, my brain took a sharp left turn, and it was the best I could do to repress my grin until after our waitress departed.
"What is it?" MAW asked.
"My wife likes her coffee the way she likes her women: hot, black, and decaffeinated."
MAW sputtered so hard I almost wore that decaf home.
Narrative by Dan at July 21, 2005 12:04 AM
Comments
LOL - I'll take mine with plenty of semi-melted ice cream, thank you. (Coffee or women? you decide. Just make the ice cream chocolate.)
Posted by: Tanya the Happy Tester at July 21, 2005 07:48 AM