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April 21, 2006
F Club
I’m a big fan of Fight Club, both of the movie and of the original novel form. Recently, however, I came to the following modification. Maybe it was just one too many jokes of replacing "the Force" with "my pants" in Star Wars – I don’t know. I’m not even sure if I thought of this myself or just read it somewhere, but the rules work remarkably well with only trivial edits. So well, in fact, that I just had to share them, though I suppose I’m breaking the first two rules by doing so.
Fuck Club
The first rule of Fuck Club is - you do not talk about Fuck Club.
The second rule of Fuck Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.
Third rule of Fuck Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fuck is over.
Fourth rule, only two people to a fuck.
Fifth rule, one fuck at a time, folks.
Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes.
Seventh rule, fucks will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fuck Club, you have to fuck.
I think number seven is my favorite.
I started to wonder if this would work for other F-words. I got as far as "fart" and nearly passed out.
Tinfoil Beanie by Dan at April 21, 2006 09:48 PM